Thursday, September 17, 2009

Amon Amarth


WE WALKED THE RIVERS OF THE EASTERN TRAIL! DEEP IN THE LAND OF THE RUSE!!!!! How the fuck do you walk a river? Well, anyway Amon Amarth is a melodic death metal band hailing from Sweden. I love this band because scenes can't like them. They just don't understand. FVKKEN EMOS!!!! Amon Amarth's topics consist of Viking/Paganistic beliefs, Warfare, Redemption, Justice, Freedom, Damnation, Righteousness, and Fighting For What's Right. So if you want to get into some epic melodic death metal, you should get into Amon Amarth. A good album would be The Avenger.

Suffocation


These guys are the grandfathers of brutal death metal. I don't get how people get pissed because there are two black guys in the band. FUCK RANDOM PEOPLE!!! Mike Smith was actually the one who made blastbeats popular. So yeah... if you want to get into some brutal death metal, Suffocation would be a great band for you. A good album would be Piecred From Within.

Cryptopsy


WORSHIP YOUR DEMONS!!! Ha... Nobody even knows what the real definition of a demon is. It's actually a flaw or a problem with somebody. Anyway, Cryptopsy is a technical death metal/deathcore band that people judge too quickly. They're song topics consist of love, redemption, peace, and living life to the fullest. Too bad they lost Lord Worm. That dude was ancient but he was still kickass. Anyway Cryptopsy is a good band if you want to get into some technical death metal. A good album would be Once Was Not.\m/

Dying Fetus


Don't judge this band by it's name. This band is actually very intelligent and political. Their musical ideas are exteremly wonderful. Oh, and did I mention...THEY ARE NOT MALLCORE!!! The technical death metal band is known to be flung around with stereotypical topics. They're just 4 normal dudes trying to make the best music they can with their symbolization and representation. If you want to get into this band, a good album to start with would be Stop At Nothing.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Job For A Cowboy


Job For A Cowboy is a death metal band from Arizona. It's wierd to classify them in a certain sub-genre of death metal. Well, they did used to be deathcore/deathgrind. Then Johny Davy changed the sound. WHY DID HE DO THAT!!!! Maybe it's the fact that he's high and drunk 24/7. His eyes are really always closed. WTF!!! Well, anyway...if you want to check out J4AC, then check out the Doom EP. I loved it. You could also watch the video for Embedded... That is if you like to see wolves vommiting blood XD

Winds Of Plague


Otherwise known as Winds Of Fvkken BREEE BREEE!!!!, Winds Of Plague are a symphonic deathcore band from California. But don't mind Johny Plague. If you meet him one day and he just says,'FUCK YOU, GET THE FUCK OUT!" just remember his face won't be the last thing you see. You see, he's not very intimidating with his rap appearal. Anyway, if you wanna listen to a brutal symphonic breakdown, Winds Of Plague are perfect for you. A good album is A Cold Day In Hell.

Whitechapel


(this world is ours and we...) This world is ours and we... THIS WORLD OURS AND WE WON'T STAND STILL!!! WTHIUV HYISHFYSHU THSHIUSH THGHTYGH HSHUUSHFISH... Well that's what it sounds like. Anyway, Whitechapel is a deathcore band from Tennessee. Half the time you have no fucking idea what Phil Bozeman is saying, but they're still brutal. But what really sketches me is the fact that they have 3 guitarists and their genre is DEATHCORE. O_O... Anyway if you wanna hear a brutal breakdown that's totally bodybangable, Whitechapel's the band for you. A good album would be The Somatic Defilement.